My Cherry Pie

I went to House of Pies.

I bought a slice of cherry.

I transported it home.

It looks so damn good that I don't know whether to fuck it or eat it.

I think I will just eat it.

Wait a minute.

Maybe I'll fuck it, and then I'll eat it.

Hmm.

Check in with me tomorrow morning.

If I have a hard time looking you in the eye, you'll be able to draw your own conclusions.

Don't judge me.

I know your dirty secret.